I Don't Sweat In A Sexy Fashion...

I sweat a LOT at the gym. And it's never the normal, expected sweatiness. I don't just get a strip of sweat down my front and another down my back.

Of course not, that would be too easy.

My sweat configuration is basically a giant puddle that accumulates under my boobs and another in my crotch.



I mean, I guess it's to be expected. Boobs get sweaty and I have a lot of them.



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Not, like in number... I'm not a giant sweaty boob monster or anything...

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But the sweat is still unattractive... Especially last night! Turbo Kick and Zumba are the two classes I take each week that burn the most calories, and last night I did them back to back (because there's a new zumba class!) and was pretty sure I was going to die...

And now I know why! If SP's estimations are correct (and they were pretty close when I had a working HRM, I seriously need to just by a new one...) I burned 1762 calories at the gym last night...

No wonder I turned into the giant sweaty boob monster!