Well I haven't considered myself shaped like any fruits OR time keeping devices lately. Even an apple didn't really describe my body type... I consider myself more of a legume of some kind.
Here's an 'artistic' rendering of me being legume-shaped: (for reference):
It's no fun being a legume. There is no such thing as a designer who pictures a bean stomping down the runway in this season's looks.
I'm hoping to soon find myself a pear, or, you never know, maybe a stick of fruit flavored gum!
But I'm working on it, and I'm creating this blog as a place to work it out in words, so it's like the mental leg room for this legume.